Dear Girl who Lives Above Me,
I feel over the course of the past month as neighbors we have had a good relationship. I have tolerated you clunking around in heels knowing that I am probably doing the same to whomever lives below me. Plus lets be serious as far as clunking goes, you could be a lot worse.
You have also been reasonably quiet regarding your ‘friends’ which led me to believe that you didn’t have a ‘friend.’ Until last night that is. Last night at 4:30 a.m. you decided to show me just how ‘friendly’ you could be.
You were friendly for a full hour, you were friendly at the top of your lungs and you were friendly to the point that I could hear the bed moving across your floor as you were being so friendly.
Were you possibly overcompensating?
Regardless – I just have one request for the sake of my sanity please please please will you be ‘friendly’ at more reasonable hours, preferably when I am at work between the hours of 7 a.m. until 6:30 p.m. give or take.
Good luck with all your future friends,
Michelle
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hahahahahahahahahahaha you poor thing. ick.